Wednesday, March 15, 2017

A Message...Poem? (I don't know) to Winter

Winter...
What can I say?
Oh I know!
I hate you.
You keep me inside, you freeze my toes.
"Hair is perfect today?" you ask, "I can fix that I'll make it windy I'll blow around your hair 'till your do is a don't," Or if you're feeling lazy: "I'll just make it cold so you have to put your hood up and ruin your hair yourself," well let me tell you winter!!! Um...
Uh...
Ugh, fine!...
Good strategy!!!
(I hate you more for the fact that your strategy is a good one!) 
Only this year you have successfully ruined my hair 37 times!!! 
(Yes I have been counting.)
You fill my life with pain:
You make my hands dry, my feet everything cold.
You make my nails brittle and easy to break,
(which both of my really long thumbnails did, GRR!)
You give me more hangnails than I can count.
You make me wear a coat which:
1 covers up my outfit which Is very annoying if I'm proud of it.
2 like I said ruins my hair.
Oh my.
Winter...
What can I say?
Oh I know!
I hate you. 

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