Deep Sea Jellyfish

PROMPT:

Today's prompt was brought to you by the one and only Sophia Stordahl. The prompt is deep sea jellyfish, as you probably guessed by the title of this post. The jellyfish in this story talk. -When the font is blue Ron is talking

-When the font is green Jon is talking

-When the font is turquoise they are both talking

-When the font is black the host is talking.

Hi I'm Ron!

And I'm Jon!

And we're deep sea jellyfish!

Join us tonight on the creature show with special guests

US!!!

Every week the host picks a creature to run the show-

And this week it's us!

That was my line you dim-witted dunderhead! Plus we already clarified that this week's guests were us.

Sorry I'm just so excited! This is such an honor!

Calm down you sputtering sprite!
Do we have to do this now?
We wouldn't have to do this if you weren't such a blubber headed buffoon!
Don't yell at me!
Oh my- uuugh are you crying?
You made me sad.
I- You- I made you sad?
Yes what you said was very hurtful.
I made you sad? I made you- My god how did I end up with such a BEEP for a brother. And also-
OKAY!!! that's all the time we have for tonight folks! I'll see you next week on the creature show. Thanks for watching and have a great night!